Lyrics

You left your cheap jewelry with that trashy lady.
Turns out you tripped on her name,
Ya she may look pretty
Once you get to know her
you’ll realize she’s completely insane.
Oh she’ll use you,
Chew right through you.
You used to to like it that way
Picks her teeth after
she chews through your banter
Washed you down with a glass of Tanqueray.


They’re drunk before noon
And the elephants in the room are sure to just shit everywhere
All that is left are those steamy regrets.
And a ticket to yesterday’s fair.


You may be the villain in her story,
But she’s the clown in yours.
clutching those pearls, oh keeping them warm
While she’s the one slamming those doors.
She’s says she's so fair, never to blame,
they all just paint her that way
One little wink, she says I’ll buy you a drink.
But man I think it’s your time to pay.

They’re drunk before noon
And the elephants in the room are sure to just shit everywhere
All that is left are those steamy regrets.
And a ticket to yesterday’s fair.

We’ll fold up those tents, pack up those games.
The circus is leaving this town.
Things round here have gotten unclear
Those stories are getting around
Your heads left spinning
trying to catch up again.
Its the carnies and barkers to blame
those jokers at court they sure make a great pair.
Only fools believe what they’re saying

They’re drunk before noon
And the elephants in the room are sure to just shit everywhere
All that is left are those steamy regrets.
And a ticket to yesterday’s fair.